
I have always had a bit of a thing for running. In my early teens when my friends were getting sweaty behind the bike sheds, I was getting sweaty running up and down the netball pitch. Then I graduated to cross-country running, which I loved. There’s nothing like getting down and dirty in some wet and slippery mud, clad in a wrapover miniskirt and big blue gym knickers.
The school put a team of us forward for the County trials. In the bus on the way to the trials, I looked at the girl sitting next to me. Her legs were three times as long as mine and just one of her strong, muscular thighs was the size of my waist. I recall that her nickname was the ‘Jolly Green Giant’. I’m sure that must have hurt. Yet as I contemplated the competitive run ahead, I felt she deserved every mean syllable.
I came 52nd. There were 52 runners. It was not a sprint finish. I did the last lap of a sun-drenched field on my own. Crying. Actually I wasn’t quite on my own, a marshal took pity on me and ran along with me for a time, holding my hand. Then her friends told her to stop in case I got disqualified. That kind of wasn’t the issue by then.
People vary in their reactions to running, many can't seem to fathom it. Perhaps they have never had an endorphin high. If you run for long enough you suddenly get a huge buzz. It makes me grin and I feel as if I can fly. If I am running down a country lane with no-one around, I often bounce up and down and wave my hands in the air; it gets me very excited. Why pay for the hard stuff when you can put your trainers on, do the hard stuff for free and still get high? And no nasty downer the next day.
The other day I ran to music. I had loaded some new tracks onto my funky little clip and the running order was a surprise. What a fab run it was. Along came the Communards, the Wonderstuff dropped by and I caught a glimpse of Hot Chocolate. I whizzed past the Mock Turtles (they were very slow) and nodded to Bryan Adams. I’m pretty sure I saw Steppenwolf and even Robbie was there. I was a bit embarrassed when Leo Sayer showed up; I pretended I hadn’t seen him. As I ran up to my car at the end, poetic licence would have me say that I was listening to this. In fact it was this.
And after all that running and grinning and getting high, I needed a sugar rush to top it off. So I made these. Mmmmmmm!
The school put a team of us forward for the County trials. In the bus on the way to the trials, I looked at the girl sitting next to me. Her legs were three times as long as mine and just one of her strong, muscular thighs was the size of my waist. I recall that her nickname was the ‘Jolly Green Giant’. I’m sure that must have hurt. Yet as I contemplated the competitive run ahead, I felt she deserved every mean syllable.
I came 52nd. There were 52 runners. It was not a sprint finish. I did the last lap of a sun-drenched field on my own. Crying. Actually I wasn’t quite on my own, a marshal took pity on me and ran along with me for a time, holding my hand. Then her friends told her to stop in case I got disqualified. That kind of wasn’t the issue by then.
People vary in their reactions to running, many can't seem to fathom it. Perhaps they have never had an endorphin high. If you run for long enough you suddenly get a huge buzz. It makes me grin and I feel as if I can fly. If I am running down a country lane with no-one around, I often bounce up and down and wave my hands in the air; it gets me very excited. Why pay for the hard stuff when you can put your trainers on, do the hard stuff for free and still get high? And no nasty downer the next day.
The other day I ran to music. I had loaded some new tracks onto my funky little clip and the running order was a surprise. What a fab run it was. Along came the Communards, the Wonderstuff dropped by and I caught a glimpse of Hot Chocolate. I whizzed past the Mock Turtles (they were very slow) and nodded to Bryan Adams. I’m pretty sure I saw Steppenwolf and even Robbie was there. I was a bit embarrassed when Leo Sayer showed up; I pretended I hadn’t seen him. As I ran up to my car at the end, poetic licence would have me say that I was listening to this. In fact it was this.
And after all that running and grinning and getting high, I needed a sugar rush to top it off. So I made these. Mmmmmmm!
Apricot Running Truffles (makes 45. Forty-five! That's got to be good)
I was rather startled when these turned out to be so delicious (no false modesty here). The centre is so squidgy and naughty I wondered if I'd lapsed and slipped in some hydrogenated fat. But no, it is all good stuff. With all the dark chocolate and the dried apricots, these bad boys must be rich in iron. Drink them with orange juice for the maximum iron hit.
175g dark chocolate (at least 70% cocoa solids, gluten-free, here's one )
100g dried apricots
Plus 50g dried apricots
some warm rice milk
125g dairy-free spread
3 tbsps Cointreau (or more if you wish)
4 tbsps sugar
Cocoa powder for dusting, about 4 tbsps
200g dark chocolate (at least 70% cocoa solids, gluten-free)
Pretty serving cases
© Pig in the Kitchen 2007





17 comments:
Place them in serving cases for your friends? I think not - if I had done the running, I would scoff all the sweeties!
However, M&Ms don't do running, unless they are running to persuade their grey mare to trot alongside them.
Sounds delicious. Now I know what I'm going to do today instead of just going back to bed with yesterday's papers. Although given that my jeans are biting me, perhaps I should just go for a run instead.
Darling PITK,
I refuse to believe that with the amount of cheesecake and truffle recipies you demonstrate, that you can run anywhere at all.
If I was to bake half of the super goodies you display on here, I would be a PITK!
California Dreaming brings be out in goosepimples. As does Dancing Queen by Abba. Powerful harmony just gets me every time. Just don't tell any of my heavy metal rock mates I told you this.
Hmm do you think there is a market in music for joggers?? I could do with an avenue.
Mutterings: You should try it.. it's worth it for that endorphinated euphoria.
M&M, you are right, if you do the pain, you should get all the gain. Now why would you run alongside your mare? Is that when someone else is sitting on her? Or is she going through a terrible twos equivalent and won't let you sit on her? Come on M&M, don't be soft!
Marianne, welcome. I hope you did make the truffles today, and you can always run tomorrow. My jeans bite me sometimes, it's so mean when I spend so much on them.
Dulwichmum, I CAN run, but there is a reason why only the shoes were featured in the pic...some bodies are better left to the imagination. The 'Pig' of PITK refers to the year of my chinese zodiac birth, not the size of my rump!!!!!
Brom, I think you might be onto something...have never seen a 'Now That's What I Call Running Music' CD, perhaps your niche is there?! Starting off moderate tempo, building up to heavy thrash with sprightly pop, culminating in Rock Anthem-type stuff, so that you could end your run punching the air?! I'd buy it!
Brom, I think there are easier ways of getting an endorphin rush than running!
Pig, the grey mare and I often play games when I'm leading her up from the field, or when she's in the field. They often involve me running, her following, and then she is rewarded with sweeties! Also, being able to trot 'in hand' is simply good manners for a horse.
M&M, how fascinating! 'Trot in hand' what a great phrase. I wish my children would trot in hand. Are sweeties good for a horse? Would she like the truffles?
I don't cook, but I do run. I liked your bit about the running. Poor dear I think we have all had at least one experience of running around the track alone.
My daughter is a cook and her fiance is allergic to milk products so i shall pass your link on to her.
Your site is quite lovely as well.
Lady Mcleod, what a joy to have someone of your royal calibre visit my blog. Much obliged Ma'am, do drop by again
Pigx
I've started jogging (not running) in the past year - as I'm finding that my advancing age makes it harder to remain at size 12 while also eating.
As I have no desire to stop eating, I have to do more.
My friend and I have obviously not run for long enough to get the high.
We just get as far as the panting, sweating and feeling like death bit.
Dear Pig,
Presumably when Leo Sayer showed up, he was just dancing like an idiot - you could easily have outrun him.
Beta Mum, well done you for running. Hmmm, the panting, feeling like death bit is a familiar feeling to me also. I find that slowing down to a near walk often helps. then just keep going at that slow pace and that runners high will get you eventually!
DrunkMummy, the hi-pitched singing had me fooled for a while, I thought it was the BeeGees (I would have stopped to chat to them), I was raising my hand to wave, worked out who it was, pretended to scratch my head and carried on running. Now you mention it, he was twitching in a rather strange way...
I want to take up running now!
Pig, the grey mare's favourite sweeties are extra strong mints. She doesn't like chocolates but she does like chocolate cake!
One of my sister's ex-racehorses adores Mars Bars.
Silvana, definitely worth the running for the 'high', the music and the truffles.
M&M, horses and mints, that somehow seems wrong. I suppose if you're an ex-racehorse you can eat Mars Bars with no guilt.
Pigx
Pig, I defy you to find a horse that doesn't like mints - they are quite the favourite thing for most of 'em...
Unfortunately if George had eaten a Mars Bar before a race, and then been tested, he would have been disqualified because caffiene is a forbidden substance and Mars Bars contain lots!
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